Obama?

In the news today, they declared Barack Obama the likely Democratic nominee to face John McCain in November. This is very disturbing! Most of the people who say that they are voting for Senator Obama do not know the REAL Obama, rather, they are jumping on the bandwagon and are simply voting for the man simply because it’s “cool” right now.

If you knew the REAL BARACK OBAMA, you’d be worried. VERY WORRIED!

Mr. Obama has been a “Junior” Senator for four years, not a “Senior” Senator. Do you know what that means? He’s been held back FOUR TIMES. Do we want an underachieving president?

Senator Obama has said outright that he opposes the Iraq war. Do we really want a president that opposes war? Most countries fear us because if they were to get on our bad side, we’d spend every last dollar we had, then borrow more dollars, to declare war on them! That’s our thing! We’ll declare on anyone or anything! (Iraq, illiteracy, drugs, Afghanistan, etc.) But high and mighty Mr. Obama wants to take that away from us.

John McCain admitted to having a fascination with mystery novels. His favorites? The Hardy Boys. Obama also declared his love of mystery novels. His favorites? Sherlock Holmes. Just so you know, the Hardy Boys are from mid-western America. Sherlock Holmes? He is from Great Britian. NOT THE USA!

Did you know that Mr. Obama is black? I checked and it turns out HE IS! He doesn’t like to share this little nugget of information with the public. And it doesn’t end there. His wife? She’s black, too! How dare he?

In the Muslim playbook it says, “The Quran shall lead us over the infidels, with their loud clothes and brash style, with the help of a dark man of eloquence.” Infidels. That’s what the Muslims call us. Did you know that Barack Obama’s favorite band is Dashboard Confessional? Did you know that, arguably, their biggest hit was “Screaming Infidelities?” At first listen you might think that the song is just about a chick cheating on this dude, but after really pondering the lyrics you realize that the song is about Americans and how stupid they are. Shame on you, Barack Obama!

And if the Quran isn’t your thing, what about the Holy Bible? It says in Revelations, section 9, verse 12, “Behold, a dark man shall rise from the masses and lead the people. Be not fooled as he will totally make sense; then he’ll bring death and destruction.”

Did you know that in addition to not saluting the flag, Mr. Obama also leaves the toilet seat up? (this one should inspire ire, ladies!) He also has been known to leave the cap off the toothpaste, he rarely uses his turn signals and his headline on his MySpace page reads: “Muslims do it better.”

Did you know that Senator Obama’s last name rhymes with Osama bin Laden’s first name? It may seem like just a coincidence until you realize that our current President Bush’s name, “Bush” rhymes with “Tush,” a popular classic rock song from the 70’s by ZZ Top. ZZ Top is from Texas. President Bush also hails from Texas. There is no such thing as coincidences. Therefore Barack Obama is going to lead us into death and destruction because, as you can see, his name rhymes with someone else’s.

John McCain has said he’d be fine with having troops in Iraq for 100 years. Mr. Obama has advocated bringing the troops home to their families. They’re “troops.” That what they do! Under Obama? Unemployed. Under McCain? Job security for at least 100 years.

A recent poll showed that gas prices of the US are paramount on most voters’ minds. If you know anything about money matters, the reason gas prices are so high is because of simple “supply and demand.” It’s elementary school economics. Sure, the “demand” really kicked in when we invaded Iraq to oust Saddam Hussein (Barack’s middle name, by the way) even though Iraq didn’t really attack us, but still, they had an evil dictator, and then Americans started to really demand gas when the war began (a war which Obama was publicly against), and since 9/11 we’ve seen that we need to do ANYTHING to protect ourselves, and then… then… I forgot what my point was... Oh! The point is that Barack Obama will lead into death and destruction.

“Hope in the face of difficulty, hope in the face of uncertainty, the audacity of hope: In the end, that is God's greatest gift to us, the bedrock of this nation, a belief in things not seen, a belief that there are better days ahead.” – Barack Obama

Okay, THAT made sense, but the rest of what he has to say? Lies, slanders and half-truths!

Forward this to everyone you know and let them know who Barack Obama REALLY is. Also make sure they know he’s black. That might sway them.

BUT FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!